jonathanjo:

Dogs are the faithful friends that we can have…

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How rape trials should go?

Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

jonathanjo:

The 26 Pokeballs that you should know

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alishalovescats1701:

the-universe-is-a-hologram:

sherlockianfeels:

malicemidnight:

gypsiesneversleep:

thesunandthesea37:

flomation:

musicallyharmonized:

koalicorn:

My boyfriend and I were kissing. Then all of the sudden my phone starts ringing.  We were interrupted by this.. 

IM CRYINGGG THIS IS WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY ALL SING THEIR PARTS IN MY OPINION OMG I CANT BREATHE 

ISNT THIS FROM SHREK

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY SING ALL THEIR PARTS AT THE SAME TIME OMG

its from sherlock im fucking losing it omGh

HOLY SHIT

THE GUY WHO SNEEZES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERLOCKKKK
this is literally what i sound like when i sing along to the theme music

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somecoolthing:

mrzstargazzer:

reallythisguyles:

chroniclesofasupermom:

triple6christgang:

digital-joker:

mulishmusings:

chezlin:

Mardi Gras parade wobbling. The police are getting in on it too!

Welcome to New Orleans where the Mayor, the police and everyone else does the wobble.

N.O.P.D. > your police department.

This nigga a beast

But did yall see that last gif of him hittin the robot..????? Yessssssss

Get in there, yeah yeah

If all cops behaved this way, whatta world it would be, le sigh

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euphoric-dreaam:

fuck cancer sticks, smoke joints

euphoric-dreaam:

fuck cancer sticks, smoke joints

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